I heard the sad news that our Canadian friend Tricia is being asked to leave the US for awhile, because she's been here "too much" according to the authorities. Well, pooey on them! We love having Tricia around. Why are our dear Canadian friend being asked to leave, while we seem to have a plethora of weirdos from the Middle East here who absolutely hate this country.
So, I have figured out a way to let Tricia stay here as much as she wants and, in return, provide Oregon with great rewards! Oregon secedes to Canada, becoming its next Province. How many Provinces of Canada are there now? I don't know. We gain a decent health care system and Tricia isn't a "foreigner" anymore.
We can call Oregon in the new Canada: Oregon B.C. We'll all take a trip to Ottawa to check out our new Nation's capital. We'll drink better beer. We'll start loving hockey. I've even designed our new flag:
Long Live Oregon B.C.!
